In Loving Memory

If you can't take a picture, draw one.
And I'm just getting started.
I thought about suggesting a group photo of all the employees to hang up front, but my boss would definitely smell a rat. He is well aware that I despise having my mug photographed.

A dog came in yesterday, and his name was Hooch. His last name was Taint. Say those together three times fast. We did, and we laughed and laughed.
We've also seen the Butts, the Fochts, the Dickeys (their dog's name is Dirty- I love it when he's staying with us, I make sure I mention him like 10 times a day- "We need to examine Dirty Dickey's head." "Go pull out Dirty Dickey so we can clean him up."), and the Piggs- they look JUST LIKE porkers. Upturned noses, beady little eyes, morbid obesity. They make Miss Piggy look like a person. I'm pretty sure I'd have my name legally changed if it were any of the above, seriously.