I was pounding the pavement this morning, flowing along on my usual route. I passed a little white house- one that I've passed several times, probably a hundred or more. It looks like a place someone's sweet, cheery grandparents would live, complete with hanging plants, comfy porch furniture, and a garden gnome or two. I never really paid special attention to it- until today. Now I would HATE to think that this cause for pause has been there all along and I just noticed it, but it's possible I guess. Sometimes I'm in the zone, Ipod blasting away, and I'm looking without seeing- you know what I mean. So anyways, all of the little ornaments and plants are on the porch or right in front of the house, except for one stone statue. It's in the middle of the yard, and about 3 1/2 to 4 feet tall.....
Can't tell exactly what it is yet ? How about now?
HELL-O! What in the *%$*#*$?! Can you tell what it's gripping with its long, pointy fingers. If you guessed "the earth", you would be correct. Okay, maybe these people are just rabid sci-fi fans or something, but I think it probably goes a little deeper than that. Like probably they are TOTAL WHACKJOBS. My theory is that they are firm believers that we are either under the control of or soon to be invaded by extra-terrestrials, and they are kissing some intergalactic touche. "Hey, we know you're better 'n us, and we ain't gonna cause you NO trouble. Me and Eunice, we think you're swell, so don't be cuttin' us in half with yer laser beam eyes."HA!
I took these pics super fast, then hit the gas and peeled around the corner. What could be worse than a schizo paranoid taking down your license plate because they think you're a member of some special alien task force, like the Jen in Black. Or maybe I AM an alien, and I'm taking pictures of all the places we're going to collect new specimens for anal probing.
In related news, Wolf Boy moved out of the shack with the shed behind it. I'm kinda sad, no more melting pelts. The stains are still there though, so I do have that to remember him by. The new renters did hang up some cow horns, so they have potential.
