We love our new floor, but we didn't realize how annoying it may be to have a senile man's best friend pacing around trying to remember what he was doing. "Uh, was I about to lay down? Or is it time for an extremely long, loud drink of water? Or wait, maybe I was going to lick my weiner. It's been at least 5 minutes since the last time."
I trimmed his nails, but it makes no difference, the sound of his hooves clicking constantly fill the air. It bothers me a little, but it drives Aaron nuts. I was in the kitchen a few days ago, and in wanders Grimace...
My husband's right behind him singing, "Listen to the sounds...of silence." Very clever, only Indy has an unquenchable thirst for sock sweat.
Recently, Hippie was here visiting, we had a great time. We swapped disgusting stories (mine in animal medicine, hers human), watched and commented on Rock of Love & Half Ton Dad- oh, and the World's Heaviest Teenager- I love that stuff!, and hit Savannah for a day. Her boys, her sister, and her sister's boyfriend came too, which made it even more fun. It's always relaxed and everyone's always laughing, we effortlessly entertain each other. Someday maybe we can do it for more than a day or two!
Today is my eighth wedding anniversary. Maybe he'll let me trim the out of control beard hairs that shot out like 3 inches longer than the others as my gift. Then he can pluck my chin hair. Then we'll hold hands and gaze into each others eyes as we sing "Me So Horny" to each other, our lips trembling as emotion overwhelms us.
Actually we're going to watch Role Models in a minute, which I've been wanting to see. That Paul Rudd is a card AND a looker. And that Sean William Scott ain't half bad neither.
4 comments:
Happy Anniversary, sounds like you had a rockin' time. We celebrated our 10th last year and I think we went out for the 4:30 early bird special at Denny's so we could be home and in bed by 7. Love the floor. I think I could tolerate the sound of dog nails on it if it meant getting rid of the nasty carpet.
Congrats! Happy Anniversary! I wish I could watch that movie, it looked hilarious, but it's R...booooo to that. I love Paul Rudd and Sean William Scott. I hope you guys had fun...
Happy (belated) anniversary!
Poor Grimace. You know you will be old some day and your kids will do wierd stuff to you and laugh at your expense. So enjoy it now....it will be your turn soon enough!! That's for you, too, Aaron!!!!
Those were some good times :)
Aaron is hilarious. Oli told me Aaron told him that he used to be a pirate.
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