Reese on hair....(she's peeing watching me brush mine)...
"Mommy, why don't you have any knots?"
"Because my hair is so thin it doesn't get knots in it. I'd rather have thick, beautiful, curly hair like yours and have knots."
She looks thoughtful.
"You could shave your head and wear a wig."
I say (laughing), "I'm sure someday I will have to wear a wig."
She looks thoughtful again.
"I think I'll shave mine and wear a wig, then I won't have knots."
Reese on kidnapping (we're in the grocery store).....
"If I get lost, I want someone else to take me."
I say (laughing), "Why?"
"Because you're mean, Daddy's mean, Tatum's mean....."
Reese on movies (and cousins)......
Tatum comes rushing into the kitchen to tattle on Reese. Apparently she didn't like Reese's choice of movies (Winnie The Pooh), and Reese argued that"It's better than hitting Lilly (her cousin) with an axe." Let's see, should we watch Winnie the Pooh or axe Lilly? That is a toughie, but I think she's got the right idea...
Reese on asking advice....
"Mommy, should I eat the red candy or the blue one?"
"Pick the one you like, you're the one eating it."
"Which one?"
"I don't know! You pick it!"
"WHICH ONE?"
"Okay, the blue."
"Uuummm, no, I'm gonna have the red one."
Sunday, February 14, 2010
REESE
Posted by Jen at 8:05 PM
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3 comments:
You must be pretty dang mean. Theron wants me to keep him even though I'm the meanest mom in the world. And, it was a wise choice to choose Winnie the Pooh over axing your cousin. I would have been really tempted to choose the ax.
That girl is hysterical. I am sure she is destined to be the next Rosanne! I laughed til I peed my pants and my hair fell out! Can I have the blue candy?
Love
Dad/Grandpa
The second ones are feisty. Oliver is always the one that tells me that I look old etc. The other day he whispered to Simon that he liked dad more than mom. I told him I heard that and he had a melt down.
She's funny.
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