"Fifteen head a' dawg and I gotta pick the one with no twat!" (Translation: There were fifteen puppies available for adoption and I chose the one with no vulva)
-the hillbilly woman who just found out her new female puppy has the hole but no lips
Inbred + Inbred = the perfect match in my opinion
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Client Quote of the Day
Posted by Jen at 10:01 PM
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2 comments:
Ummm, what does she care whether or not the dog has lips? Is she hoping to borrow the Foreigner pants and wants her puppy to have a fashionable, properly formed camel toe? Is there a medical reason to have vulva? Protection from bacteria and roaches crawling up there? Now I'm gonna lay awake at night wondering what they're there for.
Words cannot describe..........
Dad
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