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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Hare Raising

Someone called today wanting to know if we saw rabbits. The Boss does, but the Doc does not, and the Boss was not there today, so we gave them the names of a couple other vets to try in the area. The owner described the pets symptoms- laying on its side with it's necked stretched out, not moving. Uh, poke it with a stick. Did it react? Normally we don't diagnose illness over the phone, but we're pretty sure your bunny bought the carrot farm.

I just wanted you to admire the girth of the bananas that came in the latest bunch I bought. I took a picture of this one next to my forearm so you could truly appreciate its width. Not that I have a giant forearm or anything, but still...aye chi- hua-hua......
I posted this then came back to edit it, because I ALMOST forgot to tell you- I called a client today to update her on her dog, and it said (as usual)- "Please enjoy Alltell's ringback while your party is reached." What I WASN'T expecting was the tune that came on- "The Right Stuff" New Kids on the Block. HA! "Oh oh oh OHOH, oh oh OHOH!"

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe the banana tree got a free sample of Enzyte.

Christy said...

That is one big banana - it looks like it's ready to go into a smoothy at this point.

Do you remember when my gerbil 'mole' died and we buried him in that field near my apartment and those kids dug him up.

It's weird to me that people admit to liking the new kids - it seems like even if you were sad enough to like them you would still have the sense to deny it.

Julie of the Wisdom People said...

I really liked the title of this post. Ha ha. There is a book about the New Kids on the Block in the kids section of my library. When I first started working there, I was like, "Oh no, that has got to go." But, when I checked it had totally been checked out recently. I keep going back and checking, but people keep on borrowing it. Who are these people? Some day...