Fiber One Breakfast Bars

I wouldn't recommend them unless you have no plans and no one is coming over to visit. Yeah, they taste pretty good, but you'll be tuba-riffic for the better part of the day. I suspected it last week, I ate my first one in the morning right after I got to work, and a few hours later I was flexing and doing the backward bubble. I did the cheek sneak in the bathroom a lot that day. I thought I'd confirm my suspicions today since I didn't have to work. And I certainly did. My sister came over and we had Thanksgiving left overs, when she walked in I made sure she knew that if something smelled like a fart in here it was me. And I'm not talking flutes here, this is the brass band. They must be for the seriously old and constipated. So if you know any petrified poopers, you can feel confident in suggesting these to assist them in their quest for a crap. Otherwise stick with something that doesn't make your mid-section look like a scene from Alien.
The older Grimace gets (my dog), the more he excessively licks his weiner. My husband just walked through and said "Enough Grimace, you keep lickin' that thing and it's gonna be gone." Which made me laugh and reminded me of the old tootsie pop commercial. "How many licks does it take to get to the center of Grimace's peter?" A one, a two, a thrrreee. CRUNCH. A thrrreee.