Attn: Movie Goers

I saw the new Batman last weekend. It was a copy, if you get my meanin', so an already dark, grainy movie was even darker. We were straining to keep track of the action when a shadow pops up and starts moving around. We're like "Who's that? What's happening?!" We soon realized we were witnessing a paying cutomer rising to take a whiz or get popcorn. It happened a couple more times. It's funny, for some reason it never occurred to me that could be one of the ways they make those. Anyhoo, the movie is fantastic. Heath Ledger was an excellent supervillain, evil with a sadistic sense of humor. And I'm not just saying that just because he's dead. As a matter of fact, my other favorite roll of his is in Lords of Doggtown, if you haven't seen that you should, it's fab. I also loved the motorcycle with the GIANT wheels. Hopefully that's not Batman's way of compensating for something little.