Freeze! Put your cans where I can see 'em!

So, I had some requests for a picture of my cantankerous previously mentioned co-worker. I regret to inform you that there isn't one readily available, and trying to take one of her would definitely arouse suspicion. Although she is not the sharpest tool in the shed, I think she'd realize my intention would not be to frame it and put it on my mantle, or stick it on a paper heart and put it in a scrapbook. So until I can think of a sneaky way to acquire one, I will put other things on that are related to her. In my blog, I mentioned the fact that Split Ends and The Three Bears live in an apartment right next to our workplace. There's an alley running behind the buildings, and we use it to walk to the gas station on the other side of the apartments to get refreshments. There's a little patch of woods on the other side of the alley. Mustering all of his creativity and construction skills, the b.o. boyfriend erected this gem to shoot at with a b.b. gun in all of his free, jobless time. I'm thinking about hiring him to do a little work around my house.