And You Thought Those Cribs Were Fancy?

Check out this one...
Yeah, you guessed it, that's our freaking chicken coop...

Retail cost about $500 (at least), but if you order now it can be yours for $1 !!! And if you call within the next 10 minutes, you get six chickens absolutely free!!!!

I've decided the german/norwegian/dutch lady (I'm bad with accents) at the gym is a meth addict. She's skin on bones and the most spastic exerciser I've ever seen. She looks likes she's seizuring on the stairmaster. And every time she's talking to someone (which is OFTEN), she always super loud, and gesturing wildly with these exaggerated astounded expressions on her face. Like she's telling all of them about the worst or the most amazing thing that's ever happened to her. The gym's geriatric mac daddy is one of her most rapt listeners. You should see him work the room full of desperate housewives. Always willing to lend a droopy ear or a liver spotted shoulder to cry on. He's always wearing a bandana and a tank top, so he can show off the tattoo on his arm. It's either a sword or a penis, it's so blurry at this point it's anyone's guess.
Then there's sour face who runs for 3 minutes then spends the rest of the time complaining to anyone who'll listen about whatever it is she's bitching about. Every time I see her with her kids she's being nasty to them too. Her and her poopy friend were hogging (literally) the only two areas for sit ups when I was there today, discussing some horrid aspect of their terrible lives.
And those are just a few of the MANY reasons why I run in my neighborhood rather than the Y whenever possible. I'm going to break down and order a hydration holster today, otherwise they'll have to scrape me off of the pavement like roadkill.

Tatum had Field Day at school today, finally they have something scheduled on my day off!!! They do activities and play games. Reese had a great time, all of the kids in Tatum's class were very interested in the little sibling thing, and they were playing with and talking to her. Now my kids love each other, but they do spend a fair amount of time arguing and trying to get each other in trouble (naturally). But because her friends liked Reese so much, Tatum decided to make a rare exception today.....


Sisterly love preserved forever. Of course, she might be choking her for all I know.....